People I would never, ever want to fight:

Man Bites Snake – Kenyan man survives a three hour struggle against a predator that constricts it prey to death (your toughest randori/grappling session does not compare)

Man Punches Leopard in the Eye– Indian man breaks bad on a big, pissed off kitty

Alaska Man fights Bear to a Tie– 18 year old Alaskan man goes toe-to-toe with an angry mama black bear